#mira just wants chaos and kuzuryuu is her target~

[aceofspadegrass]

Pranking Kuzuryuu

Characters: Kuzuryuu Keiichi, Mira Kano, plus the mentioned cast of Tatta Kodai, Hatter, Niragi Suguru, Ann Rizuna , Chishiya Shuntaro , Aguni Morizono, and Last Boss

Genre: Fluff and crack. Kuzuryuu's just having a weird day while Mira is being Mira.

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Here it is! It's mostly Kuzuryuu having to explain the bullshit I put him through, but it gets the job done. Besides, he gets tea as a sort of apology. :D

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Mira hums to herself as she carefully prepares tea for herself and Kuzuryuu in the quiet setting of her assigned room, the table in truth just her bed with a piece of cardboard she asked for laid underneath the blanket and draped a tablecloth over. Granted, Mira could have done this down in the dining hall, where there were actual tables, but she knew Kuzuryuu knew she was a bit of an oddball at times, and there was little privacy down there. After all, nobody else needed to see them having a conversation like this.

She picks up the plate she left in the connected bathroom, small cookies already resting on top as she carries it to her makeshift table, setting it perfectly in the middle. On either side were the currently empty teacups and saucers, the cup closer to the window a bright red colour resting upon white, the one parallel a rich blue one. Mira smiles to herself as she sets a stool in front of each, the click of the electric kettle telling her that her hot water was ready.

She gently picks up the kettle and moves to her teapot, which sat in the bathroom and pours half, still idly smiling to herself. Setting the kettle down, she picks up her teapot and swirls the water inside before dumping it out. She watches it flow down the drain, her hands reaching for the tea box she set next to the pot. Opening it, she scoops a fair amount in and shuts it once more, the wood hitting the marble with a nice clack.

Yet more hot water goes within the teapot, and she shuts the lid, bringing the whole thing outside and setting it on the impromptu table she made. Mira sits down just as there was a knock on her door, her smile brightening.

“ Come in~♥︎” She calls out, and the door opens, calm yet with a bit of extra oomph to its pace that Mira silently giggles at. Once she caught sight of Kuzuryuu, she offers a bow of her head as greeting.

Kuzuryuu, covered in wet spaghetti, flour, and confetti, nods his head back in greeting. His eyebrows were furrowed as he steps in and shuts the door, picking off more spaghetti that fell in front of his face. One of his lenses was absolutely caked in white, but Kuzuryuu seemed to not have bothered, continuing to attempt to make himself at least presentable for the tea party.

“ Sorry I was late, some…. things came up.” Kuzuryuu mutters as he finally gets a decent amount of stuff off.

“ Oh, don’t worry, I just got the tea ready for us! Just wait a minute or two so it can steep.” Mira waves her right hand in both a gesture of dismissal and for Kuzuryuu to take his seat. Kuzuryuu does sit down, Mira folding her hands in her lap. “ Do you want to talk about it? I’m all ears you know~”

“ Ah, it’s nothing terrible. Just the usual shenanigans that happen.” Kuzuryuu states, watching as Mira opens the pot and carefully removes a portion of tea leaves out and drops them into a napkin. “ Must have been a simple prank war that I was caught in the middle of.” Mira quirks an eyebrow, her lips never dropping once as she pours a cup for the both of them. Kuzuryuu thanks her with another head nod, picking up the cup only when Mira set the teapot down.

“ The first thing was I was suddenly awoken this morning by the mechanic boy, the one with the hat. He came in with a power drill and started trying to unscrew my shower apart, which was rather odd. He didn’t leave for a while, but he did apologize for waking me up.” Kuzuryuu takes a sip of tea, eyes deep in thought as he began to recall his day. “ Then Hatter needed me in private, so of course I came to see what he needed. Instead, we ended up watching some movie about some bank robbers, but with an ocean involved. He wouldn’t let me leave until we watched the entire thing.” “ Was it a good movie?”

Mira receives a loose shrug. She nods a little, drinking her tea as he continued onwards.

“ After that, it was quiet for only half an hour at best, although it felt much shorter. Suddenly I hear a shout and it’s raining balloons. Several people got hit, but they weren’t normal water balloons, these were filled with flour instead. It got everywhere, and on everyone who came past.” He gestures to his hair, which stubbornly clung to a bit of it within the black expanse of his hair. “ It wasn’t that long, and I’m sure it was the Niragi guy.” “ Ooh, is that so?~” “ Yes. I still don’t see why you seem oddly fond of his chaos.” “ It’s funny~♥︎”

“…. Right. Anyways I wanted to head back to my room to change, but Ann came by and requested my presence.”

Mira sets her cup down with a soft clink, Kuzuryuu rubbing his temples. Her smile softens a little, yet never leaves as she watches the pure frustration in Kuzuryuu’s expression.

“ I don’t know what she was up to but she needed help carrying multiple buckets of raw intestines to the freezer. It was an odd task for sure. Not my cup of tea.” Mira gestures to his tea cup, which he had set down during his mini rant, Kuzuryuu tapping a finger against the china. “ This is my cup of tea, yes I am very aware of that.”

Mira simply giggles, urging him to continue.

“ Right. After that I tried to head to my room again, but Aguni had come by to tell me of your tea party, and slapped me on the back, which was rather odd. Usually he’s not that… touchy with people.” “ That was all?”

“ I had thought so, until someone pointed out that there was a ‘Say stuff about my hair’ paper taped to me….. after 10 other people told me that my hair looked nice.” “ Aren’t they sweet.” “ It was more interestingly tame compared to a lot of the other stuff, I suppose.” Kuzuryuu stares down at a cookie, Mira waving her hands over them as a silent invitation. Kuzuryuu picks one up and eats it, chewing quietly as his gaze stayed downwards. “For example a little after that the small Chishiya guy came by and sprayed me with a toy water pistol, then hit me with pocket sand confetti. Which he clearly did state. I don’t know why or where he even obtained pocket sand.” Kuzuryuu mutters through a bit of cookie.

Mira giggles, and finishes her first cup. “ And the spaghetti?” “ The one with the tattoos piled them on my head as I walked here. Came down the hall and dumped a bowl full of it on my head, then left as if he wasn’t doing a single illegal thing.”

Mira giggles, resting her elbow on the palm of her other hand. Her free hand rested on her cheek as she leant into it. “ Well didn’t you have an interesting day today~”

Kuzuryuu sighs and finishes the rest of his tea, grabbing the pot and refilling for the both of them. “ I guess. Any particular reason why it was me being seemingly targeted today?” Mira only smiles wider like she was a child caught with the cookie jar, and Kuzuryuu runs a hand down his face like the exasperated parent who caught her. “ …. Of course it was.”